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Queen Mum Gives Prince William a Crappy Birthday Gift

But he still gets to go to bed every night with Kate Middleton, so.

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Prince Harry’s Family Still Likes Cressida Bonas, Even if Harry Doesn’t

Clearly they didn’t mind her party planning abilities.

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Prince Harry Has Stateside Rebound Sex after Dumping Cressida Bonas

This is what happens when Harry visits the colonies.

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Cressida Bonas Dumped By Prince Harry, But Is Totally Fine, Still Enjoys Juice

As is often said about dinner parties (at least ones thrown in my family, anyways), the stress of hosting can get to even the best…

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Kate Middleton Publically Pokes Fun at Prince William’s Bald Spot

Like he didn’t already have Kate Middleton Hair Envy.

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Prince Charles Would Like the Chance to Crossdress In His Mum’s Clothes

Wouldn’t we all?

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Kate Middleton and Prince William Missed Baby George’s First Crawl, Are Certifiably Terrible Parents

A royal disgrace.

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In Defense of Cressida Bonas, Prince Harry’s Improbably Likeable Girlfriend

We can’t all be Team Kate.

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Mistakes from My Dinner Parties That Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry Can Learn From

From one not-yet-royal person to another.

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Prince William Knighted The Only Other Man Who Has Seen Kate Middleton’s Vagina

Keep your friends close, and the men who’ve seen your wife’s vagina closer.

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Prince Harry and Girlfriend Cressida Bonas Are Totally Related, You Guys

And by “totally related,” we do mean “distantly, barely, almost-not-at-all related.”

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British Bookies Are Betting On Prince Harry’s Wedding Date

The odds are in their favor.

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Prince Harry Is No Longer Embarrassed To Officially Be Seen With Cressida Bonas

The queen has finally allowed it to be.

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Kate Middleton Accidentally Painted the Palace Purple Because of Lady-Hormones

This is why you can’t put commoners in charge of things!

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Prince Harry and GF Cressida Bonas Royally Move In Together

Security clearance means it’s serious

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Kate Middleton’s Valentine’s Day Will Probably Be Better Than Yours

Prince William will be away at farm camp, anyway.

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Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla Were Delivered By the Same Obstetrician

Presumably they didn’t actually meet-cute at the time, but still, so much to talk about!

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An Open Letter to Prince Harry in Regards to His Amazing Beard

Trust me on this one.

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Prince Harry Told Dirty Jokes, Drank from Prosthetic Leg at South Pole

At least according to actor Dominic West.

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