50 Cent’s Bonkers Mets Pitch was the Result of a Sports Injury (That Sport Being Jerking Off)

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Everyone’s favorite life coach 50 Cent dropped by Reddit yesterday to participate in an AMA, and conversation topics ran the gamut from dream movie roles (Marvel superhero) to whether Iggy Azalea’s butt was real (he’ll squeeze it and get back to you), but of course, conversation turned to the only important piece of 50 Cent gossip of late: what the hell happened with that disastrous opening pitch at last week’s Mets game?

When Reddit user readcommentbackwards asked “Yo $0.50…what happened on that pitch?” the rapper formerly known as Curtis Jackson gave us the best answer of all time: “I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol.”

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Some other takeaways from his AMA? The only type of sushi you should indulge in, is, well…we’ll let him tell you the rest.

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