Kourtney Kardashian’s Prison Wife is Flaca from ‘OITNB’

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If watching any off-season iteration of Keeping up with the Kardashians is your personal Guantanamo, there is but one saving grace: you will never have to be Kourtney Kardashian’s prison bitch, because that role has already been filled by a woman who knows prison wifery all too well, Jackie Cruz, from Orange is the New Black.

As Cosmopolitan intrepidly rediscovered, Cruz, who plays winged eyeliner angel Marisol “Flaca” Gonzalez on the Netflix hit, and the tiniest Kardashian got real girl-on-girl back in a 2010 episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, after “randomly” meeting at an art class. (In a 2011 interview with Bitchin’ Lifestyle, then-aspiring singer Cruz claimed that she had always wanted to take art classes and after driving by a school one day randomly, decided to just go for it. We understand that to mean E! producers scoured Miami heavily for a Kardashian lookalike for a Kourt-on-Kourt makeout, then convinced her to take an art class.)

Third tier characters from fictional shows making out with third tier characters from seemingly real but actually fictional shows. Ain’t life grand. Video below of Jackie making out with Kourtney to compare to Jackie making out with Diane Guerrero, who plays tender Mexican butterly Maritza Ramos.