Lauren Conrad, get ready to start crying some doe-eyed mascara tears, because girl, you’re about to live in a world where Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are making babies.
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) June 17, 2014
Luckily it seems we have some time before their crystal-loving, flesh-bearded embryo will come to fruition, but fuck, dude. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are having babies. First global warming, now this. We might as well all just give up now.
[h/t: MTV News]