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Four Horsemen Nearing, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to Procreate

Oh hello, apocalypse.

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Channing Tatum Is Very Good at Changing Diapers, Brags Channing Tatum

One more reason to love him, one more reason to hire him as your babysitter.

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No One Will Ever Love You As Much As Zach Braff and Donald Faison Love Each Other

But you already knew that, didn’t you?

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“Nashville” Star Hayden Panettiere’s Tiny Body Is Pregnant

She’s so tiny I’m scared for her.

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Jennifer Lawrence, Brooke Shields, a Power Ranger: We Talked Crushes with Arturo Castro of ‘Broad City’

“I can see the headlines now, ‘Arturo Castro’s Sexual Awakening, Kapow!'”

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Celebrities, Please Stop Debuting Your Children on Magazine Covers

Celebrities like to share their fertility as outlandishly as possible.

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Kanye West Displays Cursory Understanding of Greek and Roman Culture While Talking about Impregnating Kim

They were very separate empires, Kanye.

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No, I Really Don’t Think Selena Gomez Let Childlike Justin Bieber Impregnate Her with a Child

Standards. She has them.

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Mila Kunis Adopts the Celebrity Natural Birth Trend to Shame Us All

Does anyone else feel like celebrity mothers-to-be have to promote natural child birth? Or at least that the Midwives Guild of Ame…

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Megan Fox Discovers Fertility Goddess, Fertility Goddess Is Ellen DeGeneres

Surprise!

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Drew Barrymore Would Name Her Newborn Daughter Frankie

Continuing the tradition of boy’s names for girls.

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I’m Jealous of Idris Elba’s New Baby, Because He Gets Idris Elba for a Dad

Why can’t he just adopt me already?

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Tiny Human Snooki Will Be Creating Her Second Tiny Human

After weeks of speculation, pint-sized princess of Poughkeepsie Snooki and fiancé Jionna LaValle have confirmed that the Jersey Sh…

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Chelsea Clinton Should Make Babies to Continue the Clinton Lineage

Why kiss someone else’s baby on the campaign trail, when you could just kiss your own?

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Just Kidding, Mila Kunis Actually Is Pregnant After All

Who else senses that this is just a precursor to Knocked Up 2?

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How To Dress Your Baby Like Rivers Cuomo (If You Stupidly Named Him Rivers Romo)

There is nothing Tony Romo can seem to do right.

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‘Today’ Anchor Savannah Guthrie Had Both a Secret Wedding and a Secret Pregnancy

Keeping secrets from Matt Lauer is never in anyone’s best interest.

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Mila Kunis Wore A Long-Sleeve Shirt, Internet Of Course Assumes She’s Pregnant

Two layers equal one baby. Three probably means twins.

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Let’s Examine Some Famous Dads’ ‘Post-Baby Bodies’

Check out these DILFs, and the babies who love them.

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Shakira Wants to Give Birth to a Nine-Baby Soccer Team

Not all at once, we hope.

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