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Adam Levine Is a Douchebag, an Investigative Report by Adam Levine

He asks hard-hitting questions like, “Douchebag. What is a douchebag?”

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Let’s Help Martha Stewart Find that “More Regular Male Companion” of Her Dreams

She just wants somebody to love.

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Keira Knightley Has a Point that Teens Need Privacy and Should Stay Away from Fame

Mainly because teens are obnoxious and mean.

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What We Can Learn from Soulmates Kelly Rowland and Beyoncé

The love of your life might just be your best friend and singing group.

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Please Don’t Crash My Wedding, Even if You Are Famous

This one day is my day. Every day is your day.

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Kim Kardashian Changed Her Name for Kanye West, so What Does that Mean for the Kardashian Brand?

She’s changed it on Twitter and Instagram. That makes it official.

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Chris Evans and Sandra Bullock Are Dating, But They’re Not Officially Anything but Themselves

They’re not girlfriend and boyfriend or ballroom dancing partners.

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5 Basic Lessons on Motherhood from Supermodel Miranda Kerr

That baby better start working its smolder.

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Famous Adulterers LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Have a Reality Show that Already Jumped the Shark

The juicy part was the affair. Why would I watch now?

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Demi Lovato Probably Doesn’t Mean It When She Says She Won’t Write About Sex in Songs

She’ll just sex it up in the music video instead.

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Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know Better and Uses Instagram to Lazily Woo the Ladies

Justin, get off your smartphone and go do some IRL wooing please.

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Did Anyone Else Notice that Kimye’s Pastor Is a Total Fox?

He is, to the Kimye wedding, what Pippa Middleton’s butt was to the royal wedding.

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Shakira’s New Music Video Looks Funny, Probably because She’s Not Allowed to Dance Near Men Anymore

Her hips should not be contained!

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Jim Parsons Will Marry when Jim Parsons Wants, so Stop Bugging Him Ellen Degeneres

She decided to shame Sheldon.

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Aziz Ansari Compares Love to Healthy Salad and Means It as a Compliment

I get what he’s saying, but salads are boring.

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Madonna Talks About Sexual Showmanship, then Lets Katy Perry Tie Her Up

It’s a trust exercise, I think?

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Mark Wahlberg Makes Me Want to Be a Better Dad (Yes, Even if I Am a Single Woman with No Children)

It’s a metaphor. Kind of.

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Selena Gomez Apparently Went Somewhere, but She’s Back Now, Still Loves Pickles

It’s Instagram official, so it’s very official.

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Celebrities, Please Stop Debuting Your Children on Magazine Covers

Celebrities like to share their fertility as outlandishly as possible.

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Ace Self-Promoter Lea Michele Reveals She Dated ‘Glee’ Costar Matthew Morrison Just in Time For Her Book Release

That’s interesting, perhaps you’ll go buy her book now, eh?

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