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Beejoli Shah

Beejoli is her parents' second favorite daughter, and is also sometimes a writer. She enjoys, in no particular order, being homesick, quoting Friends episodes, and yelling at the Lakers through her TV. She is currently trying to find a Jewish husband - a plan that has been waylaid since all of her time is actually spent writing things on the Internet.

Rick Fox and Eliza Dushku Break Up, Proving the Lakers-Celtics Rivalry is Very Much Alive

As a reminder, the Celtics are the worst.

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Queen Mum Gives Prince William a Crappy Birthday Gift

But he still gets to go to bed every night with Kate Middleton, so.

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Four Horsemen Nearing, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to Procreate

Oh hello, apocalypse.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Prison Wife is Flaca from ‘OITNB’

Kardashian is the new black.

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Dating Kate Upton is Really Bad for Detroit Tigers Pitcher Justin Verlander

His right arm is getting the wrong workout.

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No One Will Ever Love You As Much As Zach Braff and Donald Faison Love Each Other

But you already knew that, didn’t you?

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50 Cent’s Bonkers Mets Pitch was the Result of a Sports Injury (That Sport Being Jerking Off)

The more you know.

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Did Sam Smith Use His Coming Out as a Way to Sell More Records?

This really puts the PR in ‘personal life.’

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The Totally Real and Completely Official Itinerary for Kimye’s Wedding of the Century

We can’t wait to watch you watch us get married!

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John Legend Urged UPenn Graduates to Go ‘All In on Love’

Maybe just go all in on finding a job too though?

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Will Smith Made a Surprise Cameo in This Fan’s Pregnancy Announcement and It Was Perfect

Yes, that is Will Smith, and yes, Emily is pregnant.

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Versailles Ruled KimYe Too Tacky to Be Wed at the Palace, Gave Them Free Tour Tickets as a Consolation Prize

Sick burn.

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Nicole Richie Doesn’t Understand Matchmaking, Sets Benji Madden Up with Noted Polyamorist Cameron Diaz

Not quite a longlasting relationship, per se.

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As Expected, Robin Thicke Tried to Win Paula Patton Back at the Billboard Music Awards

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe just give up?

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Kanye West Displays Cursory Understanding of Greek and Roman Culture While Talking about Impregnating Kim

They were very separate empires, Kanye.

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Here’s A Running Tally of Who We Think Will Attend the KimYe Wedding Spectacular

They weren’t kidding about the intimate wedding thing.

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Breaking News: No One Surprised that Rihanna and Drake Couldn’t Make It Work

Except for, of course, Drake. Not so much, Rihanna.

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Kim and Kanye’s Wedding Will Earn 10 Times More Than the Average American Makes in Their Lifetime

And you thought we were still in a recession.

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No, I Really Don’t Think Selena Gomez Let Childlike Justin Bieber Impregnate Her with a Child

Standards. She has them.

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In the Wake of the Solange Aftermath, All I Can Think About Is My Relationship with My Sister

It’s not as black and white, as, say, an elevator video.

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